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Chicken Parts Spread Across Highway 40 From Mystery Truck


Posted by The Editor on 05 May 2011 /
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If you noticed your drive down highway 40 through Chesterfield on Tuesday had a new chicken smell overpowering the usual stink of fast food chains and the ever-present fear of a levy breaking. Though, if you drive past Chick-Fil-A, you may not have noticed.

Chesterfield Police Lt. Steve Lewis says police are still looking for the truck that dropped a giant load of chicken parts in the eastbound lanes near the Timberlake Manor Parkway exit about 4:30 p.m., forcing a massive cleanup that blocked traffic for hours.

“Whoever dropped the chicken stuff did not stop,” Monarch Fire Protection District Fire Marshal Roger Herin said Tuesday evening. “It’s a mess.”

They considered deep frying the street and allow the area’s fatties to clean up the mess, offering the street as a Cheesecake Factory appetizer as the portions would be basically the same, but there’s a good chance they would take the asphalt off the road too and resurfacing would be troublesome since teeth marks are tough to cover up.

via STLToday and our tipster, who is just a little cooler than you, but they don’t let it go to their head.


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Highway 40 is Still Just a Road Right?


Posted by The Editor on 08 Dec 2009 /
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600px-I-64_svgIf you read the tweets last night or watched the news today you would have thought the new chunk of highway 40 that opened yesterday came with free ice cream at every onramp and it was lined with thousands of hot naked chicks washing each other.

“I’m right here by the new Hampton overpass and anxious drivers and pouring on to the new highway as we speak…”

“The east bound onramp is open and we are at XXX are the first to merge on!”

“Tom I’ve been driving on the new 40 since getting on at 170 and I’ve had a boner since Hanley!  Also I was so excited when I got to my car one of my overly erect nipples broken the driver’s side window of my car!”

Give me a break people!  Yes, its nice to have the other major road open, but christ its just a road.

…I will say this though.  After fighting for what seemed like forever, me and Forest Park Parkway made up yesterday morning and are back in love again.  Yes its true.  We loved each other so much.  The lack of traffic, the lack of cops, the protestors freezing their asses off in front of Planned Parenthood, it was easily my favorite road.  But after 40 closed, all  you bastards came and ruined it.  Running your dirty wheels from east to west…made me want to puke.  So we broke up, and I haven’t seen her since…until Monday morning.

I hope we never fight again.


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