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The socially retarded hate “church” that runs the site godhatesfags.com (no, they don’t get a link) will be in town Saturday, July 17th, to put up stupid signs and march around so everyone will look at them.

Here are snippets of their pubic itinerary:

2:00p – 2:30p @ Staenberg Family JCC

You know how to read? Open a paper, or any website news page. I mean do you know that Egypt has made a law that any Egyptian man married to a Jewess shall lose their citizenship? Hello?! [...] You all have to be deaf, dumb and blind to not see what is happening on the national stage.

You would have to be lying to yourself if you don’t realize that if there are more than 60 people in your little protest group, that at least 2-4 of  you are actually gay. Stats don’t lie, just old white guys that hide their feelings until they have a few beers in them and the bus boy at the local Ponderosa walks by a little too close.

6:15p – 7:00p @ Busch Stadium

Since you media types like to know precisely why WBC pickets at different locations; how does this work for you?: Missouri passed laws to stop the preaching of WBC, and each of you is individually guilty of that great sin.

Pfft. Oh yeah, like you’re the first person to tell us we are going to hell. Is that what you are saying? It sure sounds like you are saying we are going to end our life in a overly warm place with lots of grouchy mean people in it…like Florida, but not real. We can live with that.

7:10p – 8:00p @ Scotttrade Center (Lady GaGa concert)

Now what type of wicked hypocrites would we be if we did not warn this little false prophetess and all of her over-indulged sycophants that they are each one, individually heading straight to hell in a gender-confused, self-loathing, tone-deaf hand basket and that a gift from the God they hate? So, we made a couple of songs just for this event. You like Gaga’s songs? Here’s some lines from two of WBC’s parodies of them: Poker face, revamped as No Poker Face: “You wanna strut like you’re unique, but baby please “Monster,” “Lady GayGay,” “Show your teeth,” “This is all me.” (God hates you)

If you think a woman that walks around wearing stuff like above is going to be hurt when you call her “Lady GayGay” you got another thing coming. Plus “Lady GayGay” is so weak. Other hate groups are bullying on a 7th grade level, you guys are still stuck on calling people the equivalent of  ”doodie heads”.

Hey perverted priests! These are the people you should be raping.

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Could it be? Is St. Louis’ native son, superstar announcer, Joe Buck not well liked by the hive mind that is the internet? Well just ask Google…

As you can tell from the suggestions above, it doesn’t take long to find plenty of Joe Buck hate. Here’s a sampling:

- My god, Joe Buck is annoying. He’s an idiot, boring and has a grating dorky voice. I literally change games when I see he is an analyst. You hear that Fox???

- I have this nasty cold sore on my lower lip. It is going on two weeks now. Every night it dries out and cracks so I have this nasty scab for the first half of the day,then it falls off and alternates between bleeding and oozing puss BUT….I still like it better than listening to Joe Buck

- it obvious that joe buck and troy aikman are gay lovers .i think ight now they a spooning in the both at lambaeu field to keep warm

Just people from other towns you say? Hold on there skippy!

- I was just listening to the last pitch of the World Series and Joe Buck’s call. He made reference to Jason Isringhausen’s conversation with Adam Wainwright and being swarmed then said Wainwright was being swarmed in a big big way. Just utter jibberish….nonsensical shit for brains stuff at the cusp of the Cardinal’s game 5 win.

- I’m from St.Louis and obviously a fan of all the area teams and I got to say I still can’t stand this guy. He is openly self-centered and completely full of himself. He’s a terrible announcer always more than eager to bash teams and players personally while announcing a game. This guy is a disgrace to all sports broadcasting.

Lets also revisit that “joe buck and troy aikman are gay lovers” comment in particular. This seems to be a common thread in the anti-Buck segment. Lots and lots of people really think Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are totally gay for each other. ESPN’s Skip Bayless pseudo-outed the former Dallas quarterback a year ago, and even with that evidence we tend to disagree with the rumors of a steamy broadcast booth affair, the internet seems to disagree. Hell there’s a Facebook page you can join called  ”Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are gay…..with each other“. Seriously!

So there’s that.

If you just hate Joe Buck but don’t think he’s necessarily gay, you can join the wonderfully concisely titled Facebook group “F*ck Joe Buck“

What do we think about Joe Buck?

Eh. We aren’t all that crazy either way about him. He’s fine most of the time and if we want to throw down on crappy announcers we could give you 5 that are worse than Buck no problem. That being said, we are holding on to one kick in the balls coupon just for Buck because of his amazingly flat announcing of the Cardinals World Series win. Almost like he was trying to tone it down. We recall him going plenty crazy when both colors or ‘Sox won in 2004 and 2005. The Cardinals? We get “…and the St. Louis Cardinals are your World Series Champs.”  That wasn’t the excitement level we wanted. That sounded like the excitement level of a guy picking out a suppository.

Oh also there’s this:

Really Joe? It was disgusting? Really?

[Editor's Note: The 5 worst are, in no order: Joe Morgan, Tim McCarver, Chris Berman,Stuart Scott, Dick Vitale]