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To the winners go the spoils…assuming the winners is us being selected as the Best Local Celebrity Blog by the RFT and spoils mean being discussed on KMOV’s Great Day St. Louis.

They get to us at the end, and we didn’t get a screen shot because we used naughty language in our post earlier today. Oh well.

The important thing is that Virginia Kerr is a good sport! We don’t particularly care if our “targets” don’t get the joke, but it sure is nice when they do. If you aren’t familiar with the post she’s talking about, you can read it here. Scroll to the end for the sexy Larry Connors action!

It’s not just Kerr though, we have always had a fondness for Great Day St. Louis and have discussed it a few times, so to hear our name on that show was a pleasant surprise to say the least. We still think Matt Chambers has to be the devil, but we’re also really happy we got the mention.

Next Steps: 1. Actually appearing on Great Day St. Louis. 2. Sleeping with Megan Fox (figure that’s a given after #1) 3. World Domination! 4. Ice cream.

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Somehow I’ve managed to missed the insane bad TV brilliance of Great Day St. Louis until recently, and now I’ve been nothing but obsessed with watching clip after clip of a show that I keep waiting to end with “Gotcha!” or Will Ferrell announcing ”the weather man is dead!  I killed the weather man!”

Take this little segment for example:

Apparently this segment, and I use that term loosely, is so that everyone’s favorite ambulance chaser tells us about some lawsuit and we are all supposed to pretend this isn’t an advertisement.  This time he told us the true story about that lady that spilled coffee on herself on and then sued and won.  Turns out, she’s a sad figure says Crouppen…oh and try to find out if Terry thinks the news people in the US are doing their jobs right or not.

[Editor's note: We wouldn't make you watch the whole thing!  ...plus they don't have embed code at their site, so we present the PunchingKitty Video Summary!]

 

Third degree burns over 6% of her body?!  Well, 6% of an old lady’s body is more than I would want on me at one time, but really not all that much.  Could have been a thigh’s worth.  The third degree burns part is what’s a little hard to believe.  From wikipedia:

Third-degree burns occur when the epidermis is lost with damage to the subcutaneous tissue. Burn victims will exhibit charring and extreme damage of the epidermis, and sometimes hard eschar will be present. Third-degree burns result in scarring and victims will also exhibit the loss of hair shafts and keratin. These burns may require grafting.

Coffee charred her skin?  Whatever.  The point is…I don’t know what the point is.  Really dumb intro to a commercial though…yeah!  Ok, that will be the point.