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After getting killed 10-3 in the last game of the three-game set in Kansas City over the weekend, one could say the Cardinals officially crapped themselves in Kansas City.

That’s ok though. Kansas City Royals Hall of Famer George Brett says you’re good for one of those at least twice a year.

Editor’s Note: NSFW audio…by which I mean, just put on headphones. We’ll tell  you if the boss is coming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIqrGsSBob0

So when was the last time you took a “perfect double-tapered shit”?