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Weird St. Louis Professor Katz Kicked Off Oil Super-Team


Posted by The Editor on 19 May 2010 /
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It was just yesterday we made fun of nutty Washington University Professor Jonathan I. Katz for his F-ed up blog posts about defending homophobia and other fun stuff like “Why Terrorism is Important”.

We were still totally happy that a St. Louis mind got in the game!

…well move over Detroit. We’re gonna need a seat on the bench after all.

Jonathan I. Katz, a physics professor at Washington University in St. Louis., said he was fired from the team of scientists chosen by U.S. Energy Secretary Steven Chu to help BP Plc control the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

“Some of Professor Katz’s controversial writings have become a distraction from the critical work of addressing the oil spill,” Stephanie Mueller, a spokeswoman for the Energy Department, said in an e-mail today. “Professor Katz will no longer be involved in the department’s efforts.”

Geez you do one little post about how terrorism is important that the United States government gets all bent out of shape! I mean they are building a new building aren’t they? Man. Let it go already.

“I don’t self-censor myself,” Katz, 59, said in a phone interview today. “There’s no doubt there are things on my webpage that’ve been there for many years that are fairly controversial.”

He was fired from the panel this morning, he said. He declined to specify which articles triggered the dismissal.

We’re guessing it was the “terrorism is kickass” one…or maybe it was “I’m Scared of Gays”. But after looking through a few more it could have been his article “Why I think Oil Spills are Awesome: Ducks Look Better All Black” or the secularly popular “Shut up black guys”. It probably was one of those. Here are a few others that we don’t think caused the issue themselves, but you never know:  “Touching My Balls and Shaking Your Hand”, “Defending People Who Make That Smacking Sound When They Eat”, “Don’t Ya Sometimes Just Wanna Rape a Chick?” or “I Just Got the Put on This Oil Spill Think Tank Put Together By Ugly People and Run By Dummies”.

via Business Week


Capitalism and Politics

Pfizer to Cut 600 Jobs, Everyone Left to Get Two Offices!


Posted by The Editor on 10 Nov 2009 /
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layoffsToday Pfizer, which houses its research facility in the Chesterfield valley, announced that it would chop 600 of the 1,000 St. Louis jobs.

Damn dude.

Employees learned of the news at 11 a.m. today as Pfizer announced changes that will result in a R&D square-footage footprint that is 35 percent smaller.

The move comes as something of a shock since Pfizer only recently invested $250 million for new buildings and labs on its sprawling Chesterfield campus. Earlier this year Pfizer CEO Jeff Kinder dropped in for the facility’s dedication ceremony.

The good news?  If you are one of the remaining 400 employees, get ready to live the dream!

- Double offices (one is for your shoes)

- Always finding a seat in the lunch room!

- Bathroom lines?  What bathroom lines?!

- That back parking lot for chumps?  Guess who’s not a chump any more! (You.)

- Crippling depression because after barely making the cut yourself, having to watch your friends get escorted out by security and then wondering when the next layoff round is.   And did you hear? The hot chick from accounting got let go.  I know, the one with the brown hair!  Ah.  Damn, that really sucks.

Hey, 4 out of 5 ain’t bad!


Media

KMOV Axes John Mills


Posted by The Editor on 12 Feb 2009 /
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Our friends at the Riverfront Times’ blog STLog broke the news that channel 4, KMOV, have dropped the hammer on yet another employee.  This time it was veteran of 13 years John Mills.

John left a note to his…fans? …I guess…on his website:

“I am deeply grateful to the people of St. Louis for all their support over the past 13 years.

“Most especially, I want to recognize the victims of crime, discrimination and natural disaster. Thank you for trusting me to share your personal, painful stories with the public during some of the most difficult times of your lives.

Mills closes with (emphasis mine)…

“I have also enjoyed celebrating with you during many good times – the Cardinals winning the World Series, the Rams winning the Super Bowl and this great city’s continuing transformation for the better.

Ah, thats why he was fired!  He’s a drunk…or high or something.  We at Punching Kitty.com hope John can get and stay clean.

[Editor's Note:  We kid.  St. Louis is a great town.  By the way I just heard someone got jacked at gun point in front of my old apartment in the CWE.]


Media

More Media Layoffs: KMOV Cuts 10 Jobs


Posted by The Editor on 09 Feb 2009 /
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KMOV has cut 10 jobs, the majority of which are salespeople we hear.  The only “name” we’ve heard being cut is Tim Tialdo from our favorite show “Great Day St. Louis”

Anyone else have any word on this or know the others that were let go?


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