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Girl That Accidentally Hung Herself in a Haunted House is Doing OK


Posted by The Editor on 01 Nov 2011 /
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Last Thursday a 17-year-old was hospitalized after accidentally hanging herself while working at the “Creepyworld” Fenton haunted house. After a stint in the ICU, she has been moved after her condition improved.

The girl was working as an actress to scare guests when she was hurt on Thursday evening. A co-worker who makes rounds to check the safety of employees found her in the noose. She was unconscious.

Authorities have said it appears to have been an accident.

First off, duh. She’s being paid to scare people…there’s a noose right there…insert head A in to loop B to scare hoosier C. She just forgot the “D, don’t actually hang yourself.”

Oh, and kids, if you are thinking about taking a after school job and you find out that there is a person at your job who’s role is to walk around and check on the “safety of [the] employees”, don’t take that job…unless that guy is a bouncer and you’re a hot girl with daddy issues. Otherwise just go get a safe job. For example, if you work at Taco Bell no one’s going to worry about you not come home after your shift. Just don’t get any of that “meat” in your mouth…actually we’d avoid any skin contact at all just to be safe.

via STLToday


Crime

Fenton’s Citizens on Patrol


Posted by The Editor on 06 Aug 2009 /
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Police_Academy_4Do you ever wish your local government would look each other in the eye at a meeting and decide to put the plot of a lame 80′s movie sequel in to motion?  Well its your lucky day Fenton, because your town just emulated Police Academy 4!

From the press release:

The St. Louis County Police Department, West Count Precinct and City of Fenton Precinct will co-host a Citizen Police Academy at the Rockwood Band Meeting Room 1037 Majestic Drive, Fenton, Missouri 63026.  The classes will be held on eight consecutive Thursdays, beginning on September 17, 2009, from 7:00 PM to 9:00 PM, with graduation on November 5, 2009.

From the Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol IMDB summary:

A new batch of recruits arrives at Police Academy, this time a group of civilian volunteers who have joined Commandant Lassard’s new Citizens on Patrol program. Although the community relations project has strong governmental support, a disgusted Captain Harris is determined to see it fail.

This is going to be awesome! …well thats assuming there is at least one skinny black guy that makes funny noises in Fenton.

The amazing Michael Winslow everyone!


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