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Posted by The Editor on 21 Jan 2010 /
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St. Louis’ first elephant family is pregnant again.

As the Post Dispatch reported:

The St. Louis Zoo is expecting a 300-pound bundle of joy next summer. Asian elephant Rani is almost five months into her 22-month pregnancy. Raja, the first elephant ever born at the St. Louis Zoo, is the father.

Rani is eating her regular diet of grain and hay and has stepped up her exercise routine, said Martha Fischer, the zoo’s mammal curator. She will gain some 500 pounds during her pregnancy.

Zoo officials hope that his birth goes a little better than Rain’s last baby Jade three years ago.   After initially nursing Jade, Rain rejected her.  The rumor around the zoo was always that Jade looked a little different and thus probably wasn’t Raja’s child.  A quick trip to the Maury show confirmed, that Raja was not the father…though one look could tell the child (left) looked a little different than dad.

Despite many a man’s claim that St. Louis has its fair share of girl elephants walking around, Raja, citing lacking of options, went back to Rain.

Good luck you two!

via STLToday


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Baby Elephant Gets Herpes At St. Louis Zoo


Posted by The Editor on 12 Feb 2009 /
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According to KWMU, Jade, the 23-month old elephant at the St. Louis, has contracted the herp which is bad news for elephants since herpes is fatal to them…though somehow makes Paris Hilton stronger every day.

Of course the question now is how does a baby elephant get herpes?  Frankly the suspect list is endless.  I mean we’re in St. Louis…there isn’t a guy in town that hasn’t gotten drunk and shacked up with a “baby elephant.” 

For the record, I haven’t been to the Zoo in a year….plus I totally heard that Jade is a whore.


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