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Capitalism and Politics

Missouri Governor Hopeful Dave Spence Smartly Tried to Hide Home Economics Major


Posted by The Editor on 17 Jan 2012 /
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Dave Spence is a Missouri businessman trying to make a run at the Governor’s office, leaning on the slogan “A Conservative for Missouri” which is brillant because we really don’t have many of those around here and he would really be a shock to those liberal hippies that usually the Missouri state government. Regardless, his plan might have worked had he managed to successfully hide his true college major behind his cloak of “important word dropping”.

STLToday’s Jake Wagman reporting:

On his campaign website, Republican Dave Spence, the plastics guru running for governor, says he “earned a degree in Economics” from the University of Missouri.

That may be true — but it is not entirely accurate.

According to the university, Spence’s degree is not in economics. It is in home economics.

The school says that Spence majored in family economics and management — also called consumer economics —which earned him a Bachelor’s of Science Degree in Home Economics in 1981.

Well way to go Mary! Something tells us that Dave went around saying that he was in it for the chicks, but one look at those chubby cheeks and you know it was for all the homework cookies.

Spence said Monday that, while at Mizzou, his grades did not meet the threshold to enter the Business School. So he chose a different academic path that would allow him to graduate on time.

“I was not the greatest student in the world,” Spence said. “I’ll make fun of myself: I was a 60-watt bulb in a 100-watt society.”

Your future Missouri Governor!

Granted you don’t need a specific degree to be a good leader, but admitting that you had to take the easy route to get out of college isn’t something we’d be admitting if we wanted to be in charge of a whole state. Where does this slippery slope lead us? “Someone mentioned that this bill had a bunch of stuff about allowing some rich folks to establish a camp where they can capture, tag and release Puerto Ricans for hunting just outside of Columbia, but this thing just had a ton of pages in it. I’m sure it’s fine. Signed! …um, I’m just gonna put an “X” ok? Is that ok? *Ding* Oooh, my brownies are ready!”

Spence’s campaign website’s biography section has since been updated to reflect the truth.

via STLToday and Talking Points Memo


Capitalism and Politics

Election 2010: Choose Your Own Adventure


Posted by The Editor on 03 Nov 2010 /
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[Update: Results graphic updated with the final two race results. Click for a larger view.]

Wow! What an election season. We saw some great fights that turned out to be landslides, and things we thought were decided in October come down to the wire. We had the big push for that thing we both wanted to win and held hands while we found out that person we didn’t want to win take the victory and then went to Twitter to complain…a lot. We never did stop complaining and calling people names on Twitter…we’re still doing it now actually. It’s funny how on Election night, “winning” and “losing” translate to pretty much the same thing.

[If you were generally happy about the election, go to page 2.]

[If you don't care about the election, or keep yourself on an even keel about all of this, flip to page 3.]

[If you are pissed about stuff, keep reading...]

Page 1 (You’re pissed)

Well that thing and or person we wanted to win didn’t totally did! Grrrr! What a bunch of racists/morons/elitists we live with in this state right?! Really? I mean really?! We didn’t realize how much of a lead paint issue we had around here, but it’s pretty clear after last night.

You what we should do? We should move south/north to be with the good people. Smart people that we agree with. Freaking morons! I’m going to go say their morons on Twitter and then get in a fight on some Facebook comments thread. That’ll show em!

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Page 2 (You’re happy)

Dude! High-five it! That thing we like won! Can you believe it?! This country is really going to get/stay on the right track! We were worried there for a second…remember when that stuff happend that made us worried? Totally worked out though! Whoooooo!

We’re going to go on Twitter and tell people that we are right and finally are/still in charge of shit now! Maybe we’ll go blow up one of their “woe is me” Facebook posts in the comments too! So awesome.

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Page 3 (You don’t care.)

Bam. You’re dead. Vote or die bitch.

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Capitalism and Politics

March 3rd Mayoral Primary Race Warming to Room Temperature


Posted by The Editor on 13 Feb 2009 /
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Driving around the other day I saw a “Reelect Slay” sign, which of course means its that time again!  The Demacratic Mayoral Primary is on March 3rd and Slay squares off against former Alderman and former second-fiddle to Slay in the last election, Irene J. Smith….oh and some one else, but seriously…who cares?  The fact I even know Smith is running is because of an article in the Post about how bad ass Mayor Slay is with his campaign and because “she” started following my personal Twitter account!

Slay blogs (kinda) but Smith Twitters!  Are we looking at a Ron Paul situation with Smith?  Maybe!  Go iSmith!

Of course, it would really give her marks if she agreed to an interview of some kind for Punching Kitty…just saying…

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MayorSlay.com/2009

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irenejsmith.com & her myspace account & her Twitter account


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Your Monday Morning Links


Posted by The Editor on 26 Jan 2009 /
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Start off your week with some hot linking action!

There is no Bluebird, only Firebird: STLToday.com’s Blender has the newly released schedule for the re-lauched Firebird venue.

Michael Pinto at Fanboy.com describes a problem we here at PunchingKitty have seen for quite a while: The Invasion of “Social Media Experts”  If we may add some bitching to his great article: You dick (or boobs?) doesn’t get bigger just because you follow every retard that follows you!  Also…stop giving people “tips” on how to Twitter/Facebook/Whatever.  …we feel better already!

Comments St. Louis has the sample ballot for the City’s March 3rd election.  Don’t vote for Denise Watson-Wesley Coleman for mayor because thats just way the hell too long to type out all the time.

Cotton balls are scary.

Still not sick of Obama inauguration stuff?  Check out these photos then!


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