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Science Explains Why East St. Louis Sucks Giant Zoo Elephant Butt


Posted by The Editor on 02 Jun 2010 /
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We all know East St. Louis sucks. Really sucks. Like, “Why can’t  you just call yourself ‘West Chicago’?” sucks. But do you know why? Not just the shootings and the hookers, but why there are shootings and hooker? …and why most eastern parts of other towns suck the same way, albeit, much less?

Take it away science!

The reason for this is that in much of the northern hemisphere, the prevailing winds are westerlies – blowing from west to east. The massive, unchecked pollution from these early industries would therefore drift eastward, making the air quality much lower in the east end of cities, lowering the desirability (and price) of the housing. Middle classes preferred the cleaner west ends.

The issue was probably even pre-Industrial Revolution, as smoke from personal chimneys would still have caused problems to the east.

Oh hey mind. You’ve got a crazy little sly smile going on there…you weren’t just blown by chance were you?!

We asked Science if it had any explanation as to what’s going on down in South County. It’s still working on that one…right now their best guess is syphilis. Sounds right to us.

via The Januarist


Going Out

Your Guide to Each Side of 270


Posted by The Editor on 02 Feb 2009 /
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I went out to the parent’s house out in the depths of St. Charles County today for the big game.  It was the first time I’ve traveled west of 270 for the first time in months and after reminding myself of the differences I thought I would make a little field guide for those that stick to their side of town.

East of 270 you will see:

  • Obama bumper stickers
  • VW Beetles
  • Black people
  • Evidence of car theft
  • Buses
  • Martini bars

West of 270 you will see:

  • McCain bumper stickers
  • Wal-Marts
  • Minivans
  • Cut off jeans
  • Those “3″ stickers that I think have something to do with Nascar
  • Lakes

Anything I’m missing on either side?


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