Maybe you’ve seen the blog Hot Chicks with Douchebags, well guess what?  We have a few examples of this meme in our very own town…and all it took to find them was a quick trip to the InsideSTL photo gallery!  Shocker right?

You know guys, I’m guessing most of you are sports fans. There’s a sport expression that falls inline with this: “Act like you’ve been there before.” You don’t need to get this excited just because someone pointed a camera at you while you happen to be standing next to a girl.

If any of these are of you, I’m sorry, but you made me do this.

Heard this from a reliable source close to the arresting officer that ended Cardinal 3rd baseman David Freese’s mobile kegger last weekend:

When Freese was stopped he pulled the “Do you know who I am?!” routine!

Seriously.

Here’s a note to all you “St. Louis Celebs,” when your ass is in the fryer, and you ask “Do you know who I am!?” its a douche move even if you are Albert Pujols, but its a whole crazy new level of douche to do it when you are basically a minor league third baseman that has had a cup of coffee in the bigs and his only real skill of power seemingly evaporate like that little bit of foam left in a keg cup.

Douche move Freese.  Douche move.

Clearly you never got taught the tough lessons in the minors from Kevin Costner.

Shane Victorino has had a pretty craptastic week.  First he was ejected by the home plate up when he was in center field, and then he had to go to Chicago and when tracking a fly ball some douche dropped a beer on him.

First Bartman now this?! Jesus christ Cubs, can’t you do something about your fans?

Cubs Chairman Crane Kenney had this to say:

“What are you going to do?” Kenney said. “We serve beer and people sit in the bleachers. If you think about how many years we’ve gone with no issues of any kind, including situations where we had our fans in some way animated about our own players, where they weren’t favorable towards them — so this is an isolated instance. [We'll] handle it the right way, we think, with the police.”

Well it gets crazier, because apparently when the Wrigley Field police came to kick the bum out, they grabbed the wrong guy.

Well Victorino filed a police report and the hunt is on for the actual guy and I’m sure they will find him and do basically nothing to him because blah blah blah.

This is obviously bad news for Chicago, but the important thing is that the Cubs are healthy…um…they are in first place…um…they usually win a lot of World Series…jesus.  I have no idea.  Get your shit together Chicago.

Via Deadspin and MLB.com (You can see the video on the MLB page.)