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Man some guys get all the breaks.  She Richard up there?  He somehow broke off a piece of that sexy Donna up there!  Man.  How did he do it?!

It doesn’t matter though.  Now I have a plan to steal Donna away from him so I make out with her and find out what that crust on the corner of her mouth tastes like.

I don’t want to give it all away, but it starts with “Here’s a dollar…”

Photo via STLToday

Apparently these two fought another homeless guy over a dog, which I would have written about but then I realized that homeless people fighting over stuff isn’t even remotely newsworthy!  Way to be Post Dispatch.