Despite what you might think, all is not perfect in Cardinal third baseman and World Series MVP David Freese’s world. Sure he’s been on every TV show over the past week or two, and appeared as a presenter on the CMAs (Crappy Music Awards) last night. But earlier in the day, our home town hero realized he had nothing to wear! OMG! Freese took charge and did what we all do nowadays, he put it on Twitter:

@dfreese23: Bag didn’t make my connector to Nashville. I wonder if I can get by presenting with @ErinAndrews in Nike sweatpants and a hoodie?!?! #cmas

@ErinAndrews: @dfreese23 are we going shopping this afternoon? #mvpproblems

@dfreese23: @ErinAndrews I don’t know how to shop. I think so. #guyproblems

It all turned out ok though, as by presenting time Freese had some respectable clothes on (He’s the one on the right, not the other one with disproportionately skinny arms to her thicker legs)…though he couldn’t find a tie apparently. Real classy. What would the country guy in jeans, a sleeveless t-shirt of some county fair from 14 years ago and a over-sized cowboy hat think?!

Oh and look at that photo chemistry! Anyone else think they’re totally banging?! Not us, but what the hell, lets get that rumor going.

Heard this from a reliable source close to the arresting officer that ended Cardinal 3rd baseman David Freese’s mobile kegger last weekend:

When Freese was stopped he pulled the “Do you know who I am?!” routine!

Seriously.

Here’s a note to all you “St. Louis Celebs,” when your ass is in the fryer, and you ask “Do you know who I am!?” its a douche move even if you are Albert Pujols, but its a whole crazy new level of douche to do it when you are basically a minor league third baseman that has had a cup of coffee in the bigs and his only real skill of power seemingly evaporate like that little bit of foam left in a keg cup.

Douche move Freese.  Douche move.

Clearly you never got taught the tough lessons in the minors from Kevin Costner.

Joe Strauss is reporting on STLToday.com that Cardinals third basemen, and the current leader to be the starter there come spring has been arrested on a DWI charge in Maryland Heights

Cardinals third baseman David Freese was arrested in St. Louis County early Saturday morning on suspicion of driving while intoxicated, Maryland Heights police confirmed Sunday.

Maryland Heights police did not make available an incident report Sunday, but sources familiar with the case confirmed Freese was arrested in the early-morning hours.

Freese, acquired in the Jim Edmonds trade with the Padres and a home-town boy, didn’t seem much of the bigs last year despite his minor league ranking for the club because of…wait for it…a freaking car wreck that damaged both of his feet enough that he finally had to come clean with the club in spring training.  Although Strauss states that this current run in did not involve an accident, its still probably a little more than a coincidence to the Cardinals front office.  Speaking of which…

Mozeliak acknowledged learning of Freese’s arrest Saturday. “At this time I do not know all the details,” he said Sunday night. “We are extremely disappointed upon hearing this.”

Which roughly translates to:

“Dammit.  What did DeRosa want again?  You might as well also pass me Adrain Beltre’s number.”

The other thing that will come out of this and is covered in Strauss’ piece throughly is the Cardinals new tradition of drinking!  Tony LaRussa, Scott Spiezio, and of course Josh Handcock to name a few…oh yeah, and they play in Busch Stadium.