Midtown restaurant The Fountain on Locust has been nominated and is now a finalist for the America’s Best Restroom contest being put on by the Cintas Corporation, who makes crappers, but probably doesn’t like people calling them “crappers”.

What’s so special about The Fountain on Locust?

The Fountain on Locust’s bathroom was picked because of its hand-painted murals, ornate fixtures and designer mirrors.

You can vote online for the final round at www.bestrestroom.com, and then go poop in your now obviously lame bathroom.

via KMOV

Nothing worse than being at a night class and then getting attacked when trying to take a leak.

Campus police say they are following several leads. They say the attack happened about around 4:20 p.m. Tuesday in the Social Science and Business building.

School officials maintain UMSL is a very safe campus, although this is the second time this year that a potentially dangerous situation was reported on campus.

Yeah, we hear North St. Louis is a “very safe” part of town in general if you disregard all the murders and muggings.

No cameras are in the Social Science and Business building. According to campus police, a female student was approached in the women’s bathroom on the first floor of the building.

I agree.  Lets get some cameras in the lady’s room right away.

Luckily the woman wasn’t hurt as someone else came in before anything could happen and the perp got away.  He is still at large and is described as a tall african american man wearing a grey hooded sweatshirt.  Well, he shouldn’t be too hard to track down since that same non-descript guy has been implicated in every single other North St. Louis crime for the last 20 years.

Eventually they just gotta catch that guy.

via KSDK

We can’t speak on the details of the little girl’s room at St. Louis favorite Blueberry Hill, but in the Dude’s Room, they have these awesome pieces of wood where you are free to draw anything you want, or if you prefer, just try to inspect while you are giving back that beer you just bought.

I thought it would be fun to snap a photo [Editor's Note: This is the first time I've taken photos in the boy's room, I swear!] and take a closer look.  Get a real feel for the art work of St. Louis’ one handed artists.

Here is what you see if you are rocking one of the urinals at Blueberry Hill, see if you can find anything interesting in there…

If you take a closer look, like we did with some of the amazing, Bat Cave-level image analyzing tools we have here at Punching Kitty HQ, here’s what we found:

Pretty damn amazing huh?!  I know we were shocked by that Mona Lisa.  Really nice work being has he had to keep the aim going the whole time.

Such amazing work hanging mere feet from a constant stream of piss!  I wonder what they do with these things with they are “full”?