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March has been here a while, but only after last Sunday did college basketball fans really start to feel like its here as the NCAA Men’s Basketball tournament is about to begin. This is especially true for our little town as once again we get to host a large chunk of said tournament and according to one CBS analyst, its going to be just like…the Bang Bus pornos?!

For those unfamiliar with the Bang Bus series, here is how Wikipedia describes it:

Each video consists of a typical everywoman who is “picked up on the street,” and is then persuaded to engage in sexual intercourse with men in the back of a van (usually while it’s driving) – the titular Bang Bus. Each storyline usually ends with the woman being dropped off naked, unpaid and in the wrong location, shouting at the men as they drive off laughing. The series is shot primarily in Miami, Florida.

That’s coming to town!? Please be true…please be true…please be true…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLEPyu4oCf0

Judging by Jim Natz’s reaction, no, its not true.

What the hell was he trying to say there?  …and of all things to say.  I mean, don’t get us wrong, we would love so see a little Bang Bus action in the ‘Lou as much as anyone, but we just don’t exactly equate that particular kind of action with college basketball or St. Louis.  I mean I see that kind of action all the time, but it generally involves a shorter bus with a lift in the back and a lot more screaming than the traditional Bang Bus fare.

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Deadspin posted a few lovely stories about our big fat basketball coach at St. Louis University, but one just stood out.  Here’s an excerpt (emphasis mine):

“Rick was always a jerk to the managers. Every season he went out of his ways to never learn their names. They were only referred to as ‘manager’. One day, Rick was drawing up a scout in our team room about 2 hours before tipoff. Things were going well, considering he was fully dressed and we hadn’t been referred to as cunts yet. From the white board he started yelling ‘manager, manager, bring a towel over here!’.

“Not knowing what to expect, we sat back eagerly awaiting his next move. What happened next still haunts me to this day. Majerus took the towel, pulled his pants down, and quickly took a dump into the towel, which he was holding under his ass. After he was done he used part of the towel to wipe, wrapped it up, and HANDED IT BACK TO THE MANAGER, and told him to throw it away. The kid looked like a deer in giant Rick Majerus headlights. The whole room was silent. Rick just pulled his pants up and went back to the scout, never once mentioning it or acting like anything out of the ordinary had occurred.”

Dude drops a duce in a towel in the middle of a team meeting?  How does one even think to do that?  This guy is like the complete embodiment of South Park’s Cartman.