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We saw a really crazy flick that started out just like this…

More than 10,000 Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority members will be in St. Louis this week for a weeklong convention.

Blah blah blah…honoring people…blah blah blah keep our clothes on. Whatever stuffy press release! …what if we had you this beer bong and pour Apple Pucker on you like this…?

Oh we’ll give you a one size too small white “Punching Kitty” t-shirt too.

Anything?

…the aforementioned movie lead us to believe the ending to this would be different.

via KSDK and our little vixen of a tipster!