An actual St. Louis Craigslist “Missed Connection” [link]:
You were giving a BJ at Rockwood Reservations – m4w (Eureka MO)
I pulled up beside you at Rockwoods Reservation and you were giving another gentleman a BJ in the car. I did not see you at first, but I guess when you were finished you popped your head up gave him a kiss goodbye and then got into your own car. You looked over at me with a blushed face and smiled and drove away. If you remember what color my car was email me.
I don’t even know where to start with this.
I understand you are in to this broad since the only data you have on her is that she drives her own car to meet dudes and then proceeds to blow them. Sounds good to me too. But…on the other hand, this chick meets at a specified location and blows a dude, and on the way out of the car gives a wink to another random dude in another car. This skank better be hot dude.
Also, do you think chicks that partake in this kinda stuff are the ones that would crawl through the missed connections section of Craigslist?
…oh and lastly…what the hell where you doing up at Rockwood Reservations at Blow Job O’Clock?!
From the live video stream on UStream.tv.
Could have been worse I guess…the stream could have been sponsored by “Tyler Perry’s Black Family Moves to the White House”
I sure hope no cute little white girls get abducted today or Nancy Grace won’t have anything to talk about tomorrow. Why? Because no one can report it, since President Obama’s first act was apparently to call off all other news for the entire day. Think I’m lying? Check the front page of STLToday.com.
See? That’s all there is today.
It gets worse though. Not only can no other news get reported, but apparently the reporting that will be done today also needs to be shitty. Check out this awesome reporting:
Police have estimated between 1 and 2 million people will attend today’s celebration.
Your best guess was within 1 million people? Nice work.
If you want to attend an Inaugural Celebration you can find one…Any. Business. Anywhere. …or Hulu.com, or UStream.tv or ESPN (for some reason).
If you don’t want to attend an Inaugural Celebration, drink yourself into a 48 hour coma.
Crazy-ass Jeff Hackworth thinks so! He wrote in to the Post Dispatch on Janruary 15th to complain after his eye-opening trip to our state’s capitol in Jefferson City:
I found parking [at the capitol building] to be inadequate and being taxed to park, parking meters, I found it as a determinant to people trying to access our government. I would like to see a law put in place that forbids the taxing, charging to park, on public street or public property of any government facility upon the two closest streets on each side around any government facility. This would aid in our elected officials to hear more from constituents when the constituents don’t have to pay a tax, a fee to be able to approach an elected officiator a public building. Because Jefferson City has decided to tax, parking meters, persons desiring to see the capitol or see their elected official.
It is like Jefferson City does not want to give people easy access to their government, with a parking tax, Jefferson City appears to be trying to discourage people from conversing with the elected officials or access to their state capitol.
You cracked the secret Jeff! Since finding out this deep dark secret of our, and all the other, state governments I’m guessing Jeff is on the run “Da Vinic Code”-style from hooded albino Jeff City parking attendants.
What the hell was going on at F15teen this weekend? STLDrunks.com has the photos above and plenty more, but I have no idea what the deal was. At the surface, it seems like a regular bikini content, but some of these picture lead me to believe otherwise…
Was anyone there?