The forums at SkyscraperPage.com have some great old photos of downtown pre-Arch.  You wouldn’t think it would look that foreign, but it does.

This is like looking at a clean-shaven KFC’s Colonel Sanders or watching a Brendan Ryan that can play baseball.

Seriously. What the hell is going on here?  Jesus? Magic? Seizure?

Our guess? Someone’s trying to convince her to have her photo taken for the Post Dispatch. Should have just said yes and smiled nice, because guess what? Now you are on the front page of their website looking stupid.

Photo Credit: STLToday

Harry Pujols…or phonetically…Harry Poo-holes.

Seriously.

Here’s a photo:

Confirmed from a good source that is this in fact our very own Albert’s cousin.

Now that we’ve settled that its true, there’s the matter of why the hell anyone with the last name of Pujols would go by Harry. Hank…Harrison…Skippy…Lorenzo…Albertsmycousingivemethings?! All of those would go much better in front of Pujols than Harry.

We know what you are thinking: Use your middle name! Sadly we’ve found out that Harry’s middle name is Fingermy. So maybe stick with Harry after all.

No. It’s not…but we agree with our tipsters that it totally looks like her though.

On the left is Axelle, who is one of the castmembers on VH1′s Tough Love Couples show, has a really dumb name, and has a striking resemblance to our own Dana Loesch, who is would certainly qualify as a “super-fan” of Punching Kitty.com.

After establishing that, yes, they are in fact two different people, we looked in to how they are alike: After watching the show, we know that both can be kinda angry at a moment’s notice and both have brown hair…um…we mean on the top of their heads, but we’re sure what you were thinking is true too.

Lets be clear. We don’t want to mislead anyone. This is the best “chick” fight we’ve seen in a while. “Chick” fights consists of 2+ attractive girls that probably really aren’t fighting as much as they are just wrestling to get people’s attention. They do this because it works. Chick Fights are awesome.

This video below (use headphones) is a “crazy bitch” fight.  One of the combatants is tall and lanky, the other is short and fat with pink hair that gets ripped off and both are really really pissed off. Also a gun is involved for a short time and then they go back to ripping each others shirts off, which would have been cool, had this been a “chick” fight.

Our favorites parts were the guy that tries to break up the fight like 3 times and each time just ends up walking away looking freaked out and the fact that this video had the most epic car on video since the General Lee. I dub thee Sargent Murphy Lee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00IbsvzgNnc

Anyone know where this place is in St. Louis? It looks like a place a mile east on Delmar from the loop, but I can’t tell. There are way too many weaves and boobs I don’t want to see in the way of the scenery.

We received a hot…well maybe we should call it “warm”…tip from one of our readers that witnessed a grown man crapping his pants at a bar, as in, in public, as in, running down his leg while he tried to casually walk over to the john. Too bad the men’s room doesn’t usually have those pull down changing tables.

I was at Double D’s Lounge on Brentwood saturday. A dude in his twenties proceeded to poop his pants, leaving a trail of doody into the men’s restroom. I heard he was nice enough to leave his poopy drawers in the bathroom. I saw him standing outside with poop on his leg.

I know no one likes to pop a squat in a public place, but maybe this may not have been a “I’ll hold it until we get home” type situation looking back on it. If only we had a photo of the poopetrator so that people could say “I know that dude!”. Wait, what’s this? Mr. Blockquote has something to say!

It was dark so picture isn’t the best. but on his left calf you can see a dark spot. thats poop.

You know its weird, but looking at this photo, I only see one poopy and one non-poopy calf with feet. I don’t see anything from the where the knees would be up…oh! Camo pants. Damn shame those are ruined because those things work great. Totally blend right in. One time I thought I saw a guy with the top of his head chopped off, freaked me out man. Long story short…snow camo bandana thing.  Also, when someone tells  you they aren’t a zombie you should stop hitting them with your shovel.

Tip of the cap to CardsDiaspora.com for finding this gem at opening day and sharing via Twitter:

Good for him to show restraint and not go with the cut-off sleeves or the tufts of back hair coming out the top. Sometimes style, even at Cardinal games, isn’t about what you did, but what you didn’t do.

Maybe he could have gone for a shredded bottom of the shirt look though, but only because that’s flattering on everyone.

Found on The Dirty, this photo submitted by one of their St. Louis readers really makes you feel proud to live in St. Louis doesn’t it?

Not sure if she’s new to the whole fat person motorized vehicle thing, but you would think she’d be able to get a little closer to the curb there. Especially since we both know she’s not going to put out any effort when they hand the “food” out to her.  Also, there’s a very real danger here that this person slowly escaped from some mental institution in town like a hospital’s psych ward, or the Post Dispatch offices.

The worst thing about this photo? Its not the first time we’ve seen this.

Stacy Park is a lovely little neighborhood park over by Olive and Lindbergh in Olivette, MO. We’ve been there and we just say a playground and a baseball diamond. We didn’t even notice the huge cement installation with the words “DANGER KEEP OFF” written on it.

What you don’t believe me? Ask my friend Google Maps. He’ll show you.

So what the hell is going on here? We looked around and these satellite photos don’t appear to be all that old. What the hell did Google take a photo of and use for Stacy Park? …or did we just uncover where they buried the alien landing from a few years back that produced the perma-happy KMOV’s white Al Roker Matt Chambers.

Look, we don’t care that you think he’d be nice in real life, no one can be that happy working on Great Day St. Louis. He’s gotta be a lizard under than human mask!

Oh excuse us. There’s a black van that just rolled up to the Punching Kitty HQ. This will just be a second. Wait what?! Take your hands off me! Don’t tell me to stop typing! Oh like that black hood is going to stop me…you’re going to need something stronger than that to take me down! Oh that club might do the tri…

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Coming home from the iPad madness from earlier in the day, we noticed something “shocking” coming down Jefferson just north of 44.

Is this the only crosswalk shocker in town? Have you seen any others?

[Editor's Note: God we love that there's a Wikipedia page devoted to the shocker.]