Our illustrious Editor will be a judge at the Luna Lounge’s bikini contest this Saturday at 3pm, so if ya got nothing going on, come on out ($5 cover), check out some ladies in bikinis and get yourself a new Punching Kitty sticker (shown below).

The Luna Lounge is located on Gravois just south of Chippewa (full directions).

If you stop by, find us and say hello!

We had the pleasure of heading over to KDHX’s South City studios last night to hang out on KDHX’s Collateral Damage show along with the RFT’s Chad Garrison and host DJ Wilson.

We talked about the origins of this very website, the best place to find genitalia on the internet, the rarely spoken topic of our little “blogging break” last year and our various battles with local “celebrities”.

The whole show is posted online for your listening pleasure on KDHX.org.

Punching Kitty? …on MySpace? No sir. Not us. Never.

…but yet, here we are…kinda…not really…

Punching Kitty?! This kid is Punching Kitty? Lets take a closer look:

I would like to think we would have more friends and comments if this was really us.  In fact, this is the part where our heart goes from a little piece of coal to a big giant hart that breaks through the magnifying box…we should hook this kid up! Anyone still have a MySpace account? Yes you do. If you don’t use any more, that’s even better! Go on there one last time and add this kid as your friend! Leave a comment!

Lets hook our little Andy Milonakis-looking doppleganger up something huge! http://www.myspace.com/405208140

We’ll check in on your progress later.

One of our fine readers out there took a few of our stickers, modded them, and stuck them on his motorcycle helmet. Which means that as of this moment, this gentleman will have to get a little helmet for down below because the chicks will be throwing themselves at his crotch all day and night. I’m not talking figuratively and I’m also not one of those douches that say ‘literally’ when they mean figuratively. The is the reals: Chicks will lose control and dive for his crotch.

Frankly, and somewhat ironically, its probably no longer safe to ride a motorcycle with those conditions in mind.

We’ve had our little Advertising link up on the top of the site since day one, but really it had nothing there. We were playing it cool, as if we were leaning on the hood of our website with an unbuttoned jeans jacket and one leg up on the car.

Now we’re actually making a go at this.

A trip to the advertising page now gives you sample ad sizes and prices for a month of advertising on a site that’s just too cool for  your competitors. We’re talking as low as $20 a month. For our sexy readers we think about when we’re lonely because we love them so much it hurts our special parts, don’t worry: There will be no more space on this site taken up by ads than there is now. Which is good for you, the readers, and for you, the advertisers, since your ad won’t get lost in a whirlwind of blinking crap.

Interested? Check out the full details and then contact us through all the usual channels, email: editor@punchingkitty.com or phone (leave a message on the tip line): 314-766-TIPS

We seriously want to have some awesome advertisers on this site that can ad to the Punching Kitty vibe, and allow us to not only just keep doing the site, but also add to it in a meaningful way with some plans we’ve been cooking up in the lab!

- The Editor

Subtitle: Dear guy: We know. It’s cool.

Sometimes people don’t like this site. It happens, and is expected. Whether it’s because we’ve made fun of them or they just don’t like our humor, its going to happen and that’s totally cool with us. No one is expected to like everything. For example, we don’t like Christian Rock. It’s horrible. That’s no sleight on anyone’s belief system mind you, just a preference, a preferences that drives us to not listen to Christian rock…it does not however make us want to write odd notes to the people that make Christian Rock. That would just be creepy and make us look like a retarded dick that has nothing better to do with this time.

…now guess where this is going.

Yup. We got a “crazy guy” note! No, not from him, this one is from a new guy. Allow us to translate the comment/tip as posted on “Classical Music Station 99.1 Finds Jesus“:

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Here’s a tip for you….

This is the big setup…its not going to be a tip at all!

I just found your website.

I just found your website from a forwarded email that made me triple-click on the blue E to search Excite.com.

Get a life.

I disagree with you so of course you are the one that should get a life, not me sitting at home angrily typing this email to someone I don’t know that talked about a radio station switching to christian music and really said nothing inflammatory at all.

Are you on anti-psychotic medication? If not, you probably need to be.

See above.

I am not afraid to post my email address but it does concern me that you might publish it and I am a very successful businessman and don’t need any grief from a loser like you who has committed the one and only sin that the Holy Bible says will “keep you out of Heaven for eternity.”

My name is Lawrence Moran, but even though I’m totally in the “right”, I won’t stand behind it with my name. I lie about what I do all the time, so sure, what the hell, today I’m a successful businessman! (see here about how Larry here is a liar)

Editor’s Note: Larry, we went to Sunday school, and the “eternal sin” is committing suicide, which we have no plans to do…unless Megan Fox never does get back to us about our fan letter with that locket of hair we sent her.

The reason I am giving you this tip is because after reading your hate on a few subjects, it is apparent that you have serious emotional issues. You may or may not already be aware of this disturbance which is based in your brain.

This “Dummies Guide to Crazy Email Writing” book is paying off huge right now!

Again, I would love to publish my email address and name, however, you are not stable mentally and also choose not to publish your personal information so let’s just leave it at that.

My name is Lawrence Moran.

Please….take my free advice and shut this horrible mess down and change your life-direction. This is a horrible website. You are a sick person and this is a sick site.

…but I can’t stop reading it, thinking about it, or corresponding with it’s author.

Please shut it down and leave your seriously misguided opinions between you and your psychiatrist.

I have no idea how to turn my computer off.

If you don’t have one please find one. There are many wonderful practitioners in the metro area.

Dear Mr. President, there are too many states now a-days. Please eliminate three. Sincerely Grampa Simpson.

Please….shut this site down. For the peace of all on the local Internet.

The local internet is in unrest…only I can stop this…to my gmail account!

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Dear Larry,

Please chill out. We didn’t say anything bad about God, Jesus, Buddha, Vishnu or anyone else. We were just reporting that a station that was classical is now going christian rock. Seriously calm down…or don’t. Whatever. We just think it you might need to lower that blood pressure.

We understand if you don’t like the humor on this site. Maybe it’s not for you, just go somewhere else. No one is making you read it, and we’re going to have to gracefully pass on your offer for assistance with our afterlife reservations.

- Punching Kitty.com

A year seems so long ago. Isn’t that what you are supposed to say when you talk about things that were a year ago? We don’t know. What we do know is that every time we hear the word long we giggle. Well no matter how you start this out, we’ve gotten a lot of new readers in the last few months, so here are some classics.

Missed Connections: Get Your Nerd Freak On!

I know what you are thinking right?  ”I wish there were photos!”  Guess whaaaaaaattttttttt!

Chris Perez We Hardly Knew Ye

Last night the Cardinals acquired the guy every one knew they wanted, Mark DeRosa, from the Cleveland Indians in exchange for “close of the future” Chris Perez

The Chicago Tribune Writes A Guide to St. Louis

Just for a second St. Louis think about any other place where you would go along with the whims of a hairy-backed drunk in a sleeveless t-shirt or a 8 year old?  Exactly, nowhere.

Kay Quinn Tweets Through Her Furlough

I know  you can find a better photo than that for your Twitter picture!  Just snap off a couple of shots on set tonight, you are definitely looking better than this old headshot these days!

Punching Kitty will be on a little vacation for the rest of the week. Just the rest of the week…not like our last “vacation“.

Don’t worry though, though we won’t be doing our full posting schedule, we do have a few things queued up for our sexy readers while we are on our break.

To staisfy your insane obsession with us we’ll tell you what we are doing on our vacation: We’re going to Paraguay to find this chick pictured below. We lost our cell phone and we think she might know where we can find it.

We love our readers, so cordial and internet savvy. We also like this guy too, just because we just want to pat him on the head, wipe his face and help him tighten his retard helment’s chin strap.

Have you ever bothered to view your site in IE? It looks really, well…like your [sic] dumb.

We’re dumb, yet you use Internet Explorer, apparently willingly. Wait…does your mom know you are on the computer?

Truthfully though, after this email we did notice that our site looks a little jacked in Internet Explorer 8 (versions 6 & 7 are fine), and we will be looking in to that. Usually we would think an email like this would be more like “Hey I just noticed that the site isn’t working well in IE8. Just wanted to let you know! Thanks. Also I’m an Austrian underwear model, so I’m not good at the internet but I am amazing in other things (I’m talking about sex). Give me a call some time. My number is **********. – Heidi”

You get more flies with honey than your retard shit you wiped on your wall when you were sad about your friend the balloon not floating as high as yesterday.

Thanks for reading. [Editor's Note - 6/6 11:48pm: It's fixed now according to Adobe's Browser Lab. Please email us nicely if that's not the case.]

We’ve been running Google ads on here since the site first appeared a year and a half ago, but lets face it, they aren’t great.  We aren’t looking to make a lot, or as it were, any money from the site, but we want the ads to actually be a benefit and add to the Punching Kitty product. These aren’t doing it.

If you are a local (St. Louis) business and would like to sponsor Punching Kitty, contact us at editor@punchingkitty.com. We’d love to talk and figure out how we can help each other. Open to anything: contests, banner ads or something else we haven’t even thought of yet.

Also if we’ve made fun of you in the past. Our bad. I mean, we’re totally over it and mature. I think it’s only fair you give us some money now.

- The Editor