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County Problems: Not So Automatic, Automatic Doors


Posted by The Editor on 07 Feb 2012



[Editor's Note: For context, this was part of our impromptu "Animated GIF Week"] Sure there’s some bigotry out there, like how they hate the gay marriages, and how everyone who’s skin is equal to or darker than the cast Jersey Shores gets a constant stink eye, but if you’re white and straight, life is nearly flawless if you’re living [...]

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Guy Claims He Was Car Jacked on Highway K, Police Immediately Call Him a Liar


Posted by The Editor on 02 Feb 2012



An O’Fallon man is facing charges that include filing a false police report and leaving the scene of an accident, all because he’s a big pussy who’s afraid of his wife. The accident happened Tuesday night near the intersection of Weldon Spring and Highway K, just outside the O’Fallon, Missouri city limits.  St. Charles County [...]

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KMOV Keeps Us All Updated on What Passes For News in Wildwood


Posted by The Editor on 26 Jan 2012



A teenage girl sneaks her boyfriend in to her house only to be caught by her mom the next day! We’ll tell you about that unbelievable, totally newsworthy item, plus 21 minutes devoted to weather and a five min sportscast consisting of “Remember a little while ago when the Cardinals won the World Series? …that [...]

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Wentzville Church Trivia Night Ends With Accidental Shooting


Posted by The Editor on 23 Jan 2012



A man was  shot in Wentzville’s St. Patrick’s church over the weekend and the police are ruling it as an accident, which is just so St. Charles County. Sure people get shot out there too, just like in the city, but out there it’s always “My bad! Junior’s still a learnin’ about the safety! He’ll [...]

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Flow Chart Friday: Should I Shoot That Guy Over There?


Posted by The Editor on 06 Jan 2012



It’s a question that pops in to the heads of many a St. Louis area resident: “Should I should that guy over there?” It’s not always an easy question, so going forward, use this handy flow chart to decide. The original version had a part where it asked if you were from a drug-addled neighborhood [...]

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Flow Chart Friday: How To Stop Being a St. Louis Tool


Posted by The Editor on 06 Jan 2012



Everyone in St. Louis either knows people that are insistent “High School question poppers” or is one themselves. It’s time we start converting people to put a stop to this. To start, feel free to print this out and tape it above every urinal local salesmen use. [Editor's Note: Link to full version here.]

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