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Substitute Teachers are the Best!


Posted by The Editor on 01 Mar 2013



Was there ever a greater school day joy in a young child’s life greater than when you walked in to class to find a substitute teacher? Sure it didn’t always turn out great. You got your fair share of “Maybe if I’m really hard on the kids they’ll make me in to a real teacher!” [...]

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St. Charles County Touts Lower Teen Pregnancy Rate


Posted by The Editor on 25 Feb 2013



Teen pregnancy is declining in St. Charles County everyone! It’s also declining nationally by about the same rate, but that must just be some crazy coincidence because stuff is really going well out in St. Charles County. That many Applebee’s can’t be wrong! From 1990 to 2000, there were nearly 23 percent fewer teen pregnancies [...]

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That Bridgeton Landfill Stink Won’t Kill You…Yet


Posted by The Editor on 18 Feb 2013



Nearly a month ago we told you how Bridgeton, Missouri stinks. Like for realz stinks. It still stinks today, but at least area residents can metaphorically breathe easy after officials from the Department of Natural Resources released a statement saying that the stink wasn’t life threatening, but also confirmed that “the city who smelt it, probably [...]

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Bridgeton Battles Mutant Stink


Posted by The Editor on 24 Jan 2013



So the word is that Bridgeton, Missouri smells horrible. Like if a monkey ate a bunch of rotten cheese, and then an elephant ate the monkey and it gave him diarrhea, which was put in a blender with some asparagus pee and poured in to Lindsay Lohan’s vagina…or something else that smells bad. Residents said the [...]

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Larry Rice Wants to Buy a YMCA for $1


Posted by The Editor on 08 Jan 2013



Larry Rice is continuing to petition Belleville, Illinois voters to pass his ballot measure that would demand the city sell him the vacant YMCA building for one dollar…then he’s going to send his army of homeless people out looking for that one dollar. Here’s hoping Belleville will take a sack of pennies as payment. The Rev. Larry Rice [...]

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The Powell Square Building Will Be Coming Down…On Purpose!


Posted by The Editor on 04 Jan 2013



You know which one the Powell Square Building is right? No? It’s the one downtown that looks like the remains of a building that was eaten and shit out from the other side of a zombie apocalypse. Well it’s finally going to be demolished. It shouldn’t be hard to take down though since at this point we’re [...]

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