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We Have Officially Run Out of Clever Bank Robber Names


Posted by The Editor on 09 Feb 2012



Pair the bad economy with our population’s natural love of guns and playing dress up and it seems like everyone’s robbing banks these days. As such, the local media has latched on to this trend hard. Like a snow storm during a morning commute hard. Much like weather events, every bank robbery has be punched [...]

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Woman Tricks Cops, Steals Their Wallet to Buy Smokes and Lottery Tickets


Posted by The Editor on 31 Jan 2012



In what had to have been one of the most embarrassing police reports filed in at least the last few years, two St. Louis officiers detailed how they were conned, robbed and then duped again by a 25-year old woman named Tonia. Tonia Rene Hart, 25, of the 5400 block of Blow Street, told police that her boyfriend [...]

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Jermaine Johnson is Probably The Worst Boyfriend Of All Time


Posted by The Editor on 24 Jan 2012



Jermaine Johnson is really bad at relationships and we have no idea if eharmony scores go in to the negative ranges (or even if they have scores) but if anyone could do it, it’s Jermaine. Jermaine was charged today on four new counts of felony, but we’ll get to that in a second. First here’s [...]

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Just One? Oh KMOV, You’re Just Not Looking Hard Enough!


Posted by The Editor on 20 Jan 2012



We noticed this headline last night on KMOV.com, but after a second we realized we always notice this headline on KMOV.com.  Think of the time it saves to just always have this same headline on the home page! If someone calls you on it you’re only wrong for a max of like 30 minutes. It’s [...]

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The Federal Government Finally Noticed How Hard East St. Louis Sucks


Posted by The Editor on 20 Jan 2012



After the recent loss of yet another police chief after this one admitted to stealing XBox’s, the federal and Illinois State government finally realized something: East St. Louis is a big pile of bloody shit. “We are looking at the development of a no-man’s land in certain parts of these communities where there is a [...]

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Guy That Escaped Meth House Explosion Gets Busted Via Facebook


Posted by The Editor on 18 Jan 2012



A meth lab explosion in Cahokia ended with two men arrested soon after and a third, Gary Morrison, who initially eluded capture, and found the time to update his Facebook profile with a photo of his charred face. A photo that police say will definitely be used against him in his up-coming court case. “It [...]

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