Sometimes you see a girl and there’s metaphorical sparks, other times there’s actual sparks.

You saw me get tazed. – m4w – 27 (Galleria )

Hey baby, I’m sorry you had to see that, but you know I’m innocent girl. They ain’t put the receipt in the bag. Anyway, you were a stunning goddess, with more curves than a NASCAR track, and you seen it all go down. Drop a line for me, and I’ll show you that the whole ordeal left me electric. And no worries, they didn’t charge me with nothin but I can’t shop at the Gap with you anymore. Hope that ain’t a deal breaker.

We think this one’s just a little too good to be true, and might be, probably is, gotta be fake, but it’s entertaining! Also, this exact thing must have been actually said countless times in the St. Louis area, so it’s at least representative.

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