Now that shortstop Rafael Furcal has settled in with the Cardinals and his 2 year deal, he’s moving on from his previous digs in LA by putting his house on the market for 3.8 Million.

Shown above, “Casa de Furcal” is described as a “Grand Mediterranean Villa” with a “Dramatic gated two story entry with graceful curved grand staircase and travertine floors.” which sounds really nice, and possibly even nicer if we ever have someone explain to us what most of that meant.

Here’s a shot of the living room with the man himself on there so you can imagine him chilling in there looking at all the walls and lights and other fancy shit:

…and here’s the bedroom with a shot of Frucal picking his nose overlaid on top (which is exactly what bedrooms are for!):

Other rooms in the 7,402 square foot home include: A sunken living room, wet bar, giant walk-in closet, billard room, guest/maid quarters, gym, home theatre, sauna and wine cellar.

Sounds like a sweet place Rafael, but if you’re looking to purchase something here Pujols’ place is available. We hear it has the best “Scrooge McDuck-style Swimming Pool of Money” room in the whole state! It’s the room right next to the in-house chapel. Don’t worry if you get confused, we’re pretty sure they prayed in both rooms.

via Business Insider