If Victoria’s secret was that you can just walk in to the store and take a arm load of panties off a table and walk out without anyone noticing, then the secret’s out.
Police are currently investigating the theft of over 100 pairs of underwear from a display table at the St. Louis Galleria in Richmond Heights.
The theft reportedly occurred at the Victoria’s Secret store inside the mall on Valentine’s Day.
100 pairs of panties? That sounds like a lot, but we’re talking Victoria’s Secret here, so wadded up in to a ball they were just about enough to fill some cargo pants. Sure they could have stolen the “big girl” panties, but they don’t put those sizes out on tables! That kind of stuff is kept in a drawer, in the basement…behind a auto locking gate just above the trap door that empties in to a crocodile pit.
Yup, there’s a crocodile pit in the Galleria. True story. They actually pick the croc’s teeth and use those shredded remains for that Charley’s Grilled Subs place. Think about that next time that high school kid with the tray offers you a free sample.