We love a good farcical Craigslist post around here. *cough* So we’re glad we ran across this over the weekend and that someone had the forethought to screen grab it!

Have you dreamed of being famous? Are you a burgeoning socialite cougar with ambitions of making ti to the small screen? Do you frequently fornicate with members of your immediate family?

Sadly, this guy probably has an inbox full of submissions from every fat (but not Jefferson County fat, which everyone knows adds more pounds than a t-shirt scoop full of disposable cameras), stretch pants-rocking, side ponytail having, daycare/meth maker in the county.

via the Tip Line (full sized image here)