The Daily Show host John Stewart’s rally to combat the rising insanity on either side of the political bickering has a lot of people heading to Washington D.C. October 30th to witness an event so sane and even-keled, it will make you say “Hmm. Interesting. I’m going to think about that and get back to you with a well-thought out response.”
Because we’re looking for those people. We’re looking for the people who think shouting is annoying, counterproductive, and terrible for your throat; who feel that the loudest voices shouldn’t be the only ones that get heard; and who believe that the only time it’s appropriate to draw a Hitler mustache on someone is when that person is actually Hitler. Or Charlie Chaplin in certain roles.
But you can’t make it to Washington D.C.! You have to get drunk at a Halloween party and check to see if that chick from work dressed up like a sexy kitty or sexy nurse or sexy lunch lady! Dude. Weak.
That’s cool, a bunch of other people that want to do something about all the sanity, but don’t want to leave their zipcode are getting together to pretend they care enough to drive to Washington D.C.:
This is the St. Louis satellite rally for The Daily Show’s Rally to Restore Sanity in Washington D.C. Because a lot of us in the Midwest have s**t to do here and can’t make it.
For reals! They have a permit, and are lining up entertainment while roughly 200 people have confirmed attendance on Facebook. People are pretty excited about this rally for a rally!
Hell yeah…well…ok…so maybe do some research and then…rally! Yeah dude!
….Ok, look. Really don’t think you need to comment that you have “other obligations” you could just not say anything for instance. Just seems weird to drop this. Ok whatever, more rally rally for us!
As for us? We’re planning on getting down there to rally for the rally with the rest of you. Not Erin though. We hear he’s busy.