Real headline from KMOV. While we keep looking for “Woman Burns Hand on Hot Plate After Waiter Told Her It Was Hot” you check out Mr. Block Quote:
Belleville Police were called to the 500 block of North 40th Street just after 8 a.m. The resident told police she was sitting in her living room when she heard a noise coming from her bedroom.
When she went to investigate she found the window open and a person standing just outside.
The woman told police the person fled when she screamed.
Ok, that’s a little creepy with a man peaking in to an empty room. What else happened? Have a knife? Gun? Wang hanging out?
No further details on the matter were released.
So nothing else? She saw a guy by her window and called the cops… There have been a bank robbery every day for a month it seems like and yet this is news? It’s like the Wild West but with more reports of pervy teachers and preists than I remember reading about in history books these days and KMOV is going with “Woman Startled by Person Outside Her Window”?
Maybe this is a story, but it would have to have been Steve Buscemi outside the window. Then it’s news and also really really scary…and then pretty awesome actually.