From the website, Texts From Last Night, we present to you the Top 10 texts from the 314 area code!
#10:
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
#9:
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
#8:
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
#7:
I mean I like that it’s warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can’t walk around naked anymore.
#6:
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
#5:
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that’s all.
#4:
I still can’t believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
#3:
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
#2:
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
#1:
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You people are weird.