Look at that picture of St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Brad Penny. That is one square head and neck combo is it not?
Is that attractive? Do girls like heads that look like a tree stump with ears glued on the side? Is this what you want? Eliza Dushku, Alyssa Milano, and whoever the hell this chick is apparently all think so as Penny has dipped in to each of their pine tar at one point or another.
We’re confused. I mean the guy’s pitching his ass off so far, so really as long as he keeps winning, we’re cool, but its hard to believe a guy that looks like his head was formed by pushing playdough through the square hole on the spaghetti maker is able to pull tail as good as the list above.
Freaking jersey chasers.
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