Sent in by one of our faithful and sexy readers via our tip-line (tips[at]punchingkitty[dot]com), a south county resident is selling his 1.25 horsepower with five incline positions “treadmill.”  See the ad here.

For the first time, one of our Craigslist posts deserved a screenshot:

If you decide to purchase this lovely piece of machinery for $25 bucks, a little tip: When I bake, I like to keep my oven treadmill on incline level 2.

Feel free to post your “you can’t tell a treadmill from an oven, this is why you’re fat” jokes in the comments!